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A guy walks into a patent office.. he's greeted by the clerk.. the guy says i want to patent this apple.. the clerk responds, i can't do that.. they grow everywhere.. the guy says take a bite.. the clerk obliges.. the first bite tasted like an orange.. amazed.. the guy says try the other sides.. the clerk does.. the next tasted like strawberry, the next grape, and the last peach.. the clerk, totally in shock.. says i tell you what, you bring me an apple that tastes like pussy, i'll patent it!! the guy says give me a couple of months.. two months later, the guy returns with an apple in hand.. the clerk smiles, and says damn i didn't think you'd return.. grabbing the apple, he takes a big bite.. he yells, that tastes like shit!! the guy responds, try the other side!!
