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Posted: 17th January 2016 6:40pm
rabbitquest
rabbitquest
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The spaghetti and the fried chicken had a bad argument and had to go to food court

Posted: 30th January 2016 4:52am
rabbitquest
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The chickens were staying up all night.
I suspected fowl play.

Posted: 30th January 2016 5:43am
SatInUGal
SatInUGal
Kumar
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The cat's been peeing on our clothes. I glared at him and said "Urine trouble"

Posted: 30th January 2016 9:15pm
rabbitquest
rabbitquest
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I could not kiss her right then
I had to give her an  I Love U


Posted: 2nd February 2016 3:11am
rabbitquest
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the economy has improved so much
even my cat went out and got a purr time job.

Posted: 3rd February 2016 5:26am
Edited: 11th March 2016 7:01pm - edited 2 times
rabbitquest
rabbitquest
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while having relations with his secretary
the phone rang. "Please hold", she said,
getting up to answer it.

Posted: 3rd February 2016 7:05pm
poet Anonymous
What's the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

One requires tweet-ment

The other requires oink-ment.....

Posted: 5th February 2016 00:59am
rabbitquest
rabbitquest
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My Iphone lost its temper and started cursing.
After it calmed down, it said, "I'm siri"

Posted: 5th February 2016 1:15am
Edited: 11th March 2016 7:01pm
rabbitquest
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Its one thing for her to come over to use my computer,
but when she pulled out her flesh drive,
I had to draw the line.

Posted: 8th February 2016 3:51am
Edited: 11th March 2016 7:05pm
rabbitquest
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My dad passed in 2004, at 74 years of age.
He was thirty years older than me at that time.
My parents were married in 1959 and the World Expo was in '67.

How old was my dad when I was born?

Posted: 10th February 2016 6:35pm
Edited: 11th March 2016 7:05pm
rabbitquest
rabbitquest
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My girlfriend invited me
to her church.
She called me up to invite me
to Ass Wednesday.
I'm going.

Posted: 13th February 2016 00:16am
Edited: 11th March 2016 6:59pm - edited 2 times
rabbitquest
rabbitquest
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I'm going with Hillary this erection cycle.

Posted: 13th February 2016 00:25am
SatansSperm
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The Dr. asked me for a stool sample...
I said " I am not in the furniture business
but I will give it a shot."

Posted: 13th February 2016 00:26am
SatansSperm
SatansSperm
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....someone told me to eat at the Y
so i moved X over
grabbed a fork & spoon...and waited

Posted: 13th February 2016 00:36am
Adzy
Adzy
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Did you hear about that midget from Bangkok?

She was Thai-ny.

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