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Posted: 28th November 2015 4:03am
anungxxx
anungxxx
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Posted: 28th November 2015 4:05am
anungxxx
anungxxx
Strange Creature
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saint_gw said:I'm the beginning of the end, and the end of every place. I'm the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. What am I?
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Posted: 28th November 2015 4:13am
calamitygin
calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
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Mr. Mahogany Wood and two other poets, goin to a Halloween party...  
Poet hearts always, they decide to costume themselves as deep emotions.  
 
First poet gets in his buff, paints himself green, Walks in,  
Party goers cock their heads, huh? Says, don't you see? I am envy!  Whatever..  
 
Second poet paints his nude dude blue. Walks in..  
Party goers giggle, and? What exactly are you!? Says can't you get it? I am depressed. Boo!..  
 
Mr. Mahogany Wood strides in, he has a tire hanging from his huge Cock!  
Party goers grin and cheer!  Holy Shit! He's fucking D spare!!!  
 
Teehee hee🍒

Posted: 28th November 2015 4:17am
SatansSperm
SatansSperm
Dangerous Mind
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D spare thats what i call the last condom in the pack

Posted: 28th November 2015 4:19am
SatansSperm
SatansSperm
Dangerous Mind
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Des' a pair....that's what she had before she lost her shirt

Posted: 28th November 2015 4:19am
calamitygin
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Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 22nd June 2015
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Lol Sperm

What’s long and hard and has cum in it?

Posted: 28th November 2015 4:22am
SatansSperm
SatansSperm
Dangerous Mind
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so my dog ate my homework...and since i don't have any chores now i think i will hit the bar

Posted: 28th November 2015 4:23am
Edited: 28th November 2015 4:23am
calamitygin
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Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 22nd June 2015
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I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?



Good one sperm! Lol

Posted: 28th November 2015 4:24am
SatansSperm
SatansSperm
Dangerous Mind
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a GIN filled donut

Posted: 28th November 2015 5:00am
calamitygin
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Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 22nd June 2015
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Nope lol
..peanut buttet

Posted: 25th December 2015 6:42am
rabbitquest
rabbitquest
Dangerous Mind
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For men, divorce can be a wife changing experience

Posted: 25th December 2015 10:48am
SURVIVOR
SURVIVOR
Fire of Insight
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How many alters does it take to change a lightbulb?//               1 TO FREAK out about the darkness--1 to call the first one a baby--1 to tell the second one to shut up & leave the first one alone-- SOMEWHERE in all the confusion, the lightbulb got changed, but no one knows who did it...            

Posted: 10th January 2016 8:19am
rabbitquest
rabbitquest
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 20th May 2012
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The most
comfortable bras
Nowadays
are lined
with mammary foam

Posted: 13th January 2016 2:50am
Edited: 13th January 2016 2:50am
Zazzles
Zazzles
Broomie
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Joke: How do you know there was a female Elephant in your house?


Answer:
The mattress is gone and there's a dime on your bureau

Posted: 13th January 2016 5:24am
rabbitquest
rabbitquest
Dangerous Mind
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I can't believe I ate the ho Thang

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