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Pariah Shadow
Forum Posts: 1633
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Dangerous Mind
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Joined 31st Oct 2013Forum Posts: 1633
Eskimo's just look so damn cool.
Waterviolet
Forum Posts: 628
Fire of Insight
4
Joined 14th Mar 2014 Forum Posts: 628
Hay i got a dirty one about 2 white horses that fell in a mud puddle wana hear it ?
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rabbitquest
Forum Posts: 2051
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 20th May 2012Forum Posts: 2051
Mom how do you spell penis
I dont remember now
But last nite it
Was on the tip
Of my tongue
I dont remember now
But last nite it
Was on the tip
Of my tongue
clewluss
SMOOKY
Joined 22nd Apr 2014
Forum Posts: 281
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Thought Provoker
Forum Posts: 281
A mother wanted her son to graduate high school
so she named him Gas...
...Everybody passes Gas...
so she named him Gas...
...Everybody passes Gas...
rabbitquest
Forum Posts: 2051
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 20th May 2012Forum Posts: 2051
what chinese snack weighs 2000 lb.
one tons
one tons
Grace
IDryad
Forum Posts: 16196
IDryad
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 25th Aug 2011Forum Posts: 16196
John went on a business trip for one month, leaving his beautiful wife Mary and their young son at home. He returned after his trip and received a text message from his neighbour Peter. "Dear John, I must tell you that I used your wife during the duration of your absence. I sincerely apologise." John went into a rage, slapped his wife and kicked her out of their home.
Next day, he received another text message "Sorry, John.. typo. I meant WiFi. I owe you $12."
Next day, he received another text message "Sorry, John.. typo. I meant WiFi. I owe you $12."
Anonymous
You've got to hand it to short people....
they can't reach it anyway!
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they can't reach it anyway!
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Anonymous
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Dont bother he wont come when you call him?
Or you could call him cigarette and take him out for a 'drag'
Dont bother he wont come when you call him?
Or you could call him cigarette and take him out for a 'drag'