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Posted: 29th November 2014 6:56am
Edited: 1st December 2014 6:44am
rabbitquest
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Dick: " darling i don't want anything
to ever come between us"

Jane: "so you won't be wearing a condom again?"


Posted: 9th December 2014 1:23am
rabbitquest
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When I went to college,
My roomate nicknamed me "Dweeb"

I nicknamed him "Awesome",
He was always kicking me out of the room,
The girl he had invited inside
I could be hear thru the door
"you're Awesome"

I spent a lot of time in the hallway
dribbling a basketball to pass the time

Sometimes the boyfriend would be urgently
Searching up and  down the dorm hallway
Ask me if I had seen their girlfriend
 
"She is Fucking Awesome!" I would say
They would slam me up against the wall

"If I EVER catch you...."


Posted: 9th December 2014 3:53am
SirCreepy
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Jack and Jill went up.the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass cuz she couldn't make him cum

Posted: 11th December 2014 5:53am
Edited: 11th December 2014 3:01pm
rabbitquest
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What's the difference between a male cow telling jokes
and a part of a word?
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a silly bull and a syllable




Posted: 11th December 2014 7:08am
Waterviolet
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Whats the difrence between a boyscout and a jew ?

Boyscouts come home from camp

Posted: 18th December 2014 4:42am
Edited: 23rd December 2014 5:00pm
rabbitquest
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I finally brought Eena Oshay home to meet
my parents.
"Mom, i'd like you to meet Eena"






Mom:  "Well, golly geepers its good to see ya, Johnny has talked
soo much about ya!"

Dad: " Hi, Eena"


Posted: 18th December 2014 6:59am
poet Anonymous
Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?  She sat on Pinocchio' s face and said "lie to me!"
What do priests and Santa Claus have in common?  They both leave little boy's rooms with empty sacks.
Did you hear about the guy who was into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality?  He gave it up because he was flogging a dead horse.
Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint? It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!
Gay jokes are never funny.  Cum on guys!

Posted: 18th December 2014 6:59am
UnleashedHeathen
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If you ever come out to boulder,
you should rock out with us.

Posted: 18th December 2014 7:00am
UnleashedHeathen
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"Do not hold the handle of a siphon in panic if you fall down the toilet."

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