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Madintellect (Mike stew)
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Talk Nerdy To Me

Cocoa_Penstress
Strange Creature
United States
Joined 9th Apr 2014
Forum Posts: 6

Poetry Contest

Clever Catch Phrases
Alright Nerds!

Give me your best nerdy catch phrase!
(It can be a short poem)

Maximum 3 entries per poet.

P.S. Have fun with this, I do enjoy a good laugh. :)

Magdalena
Spartalena
Tyrant of Words
Wales 62awards
Joined 21st Apr 2012
Forum Posts: 2993

Can you define "Nerdy talk" for me please? I would be ever so grateful.

"Nerds" (if one must put a label on) here in the UK are quite the intellectuals, not sure if you have a different definition in the USA.

snugglebuck
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 3rd Feb 2014
Forum Posts: 1873

I don't have a nerdy phrase per say.  But I do have a short 'nerd love ballad', is that something you'd be interested in?

Madintellect
Mike stew
Fire of Insight
Canada 4awards
Joined 29th Mar 2014
Forum Posts: 232

Its like this....
Hahaha...

Im geeked out By:.Mike Stew.....

Kk..


Ill whop your as chess
my rooms never a mess
Less than an A causes me stress
and rock plaid when i dress

Lmao

imma geek
6 languages i speek
marijuana wreek
drugs ill never seek
Thugs ill never beek.. Off

I get walked on when i seek love
my chick likes to sneek off
And i try to stop her with a weak cough
But other guys she freak ruff

and i say enoughs enough.. But imma geek
i read 50 hours a week
its the power i seek

Even though i am meek...

My i q is ridiculus
Dup members? There's no one-
As sick as us

through the geeks eyes
Who cant see due to weak eye
The thickness lens i need lies...


In the thickest category
sports? Non habit forming
i pounce on books-
like rabbits storming....

A carot garden

Im mathmatition
with a rash condition

And asthma conditions
Binanary code transition
fly in out of my visions

i respect politions

and authority figures
i get awards and consider
calculus as a trigger

to my addiction

numeric figure

Super-imposed in position

Im exposed to nutrition

and explode with attention

this circuit node and provision

I de-code, instead'a fishing


lol


never get my hands dirty
Forever, im god damn nerdy

the end

:)>

snugglebuck
Dangerous Mind
United States 77awards
Joined 3rd Feb 2014
Forum Posts: 1873

NERDY FLIRTY

Come my little gamer
Be my sweet couch tater
Rag stock threads please unwrapped
Just leave on your glasses and stocking cap
I’m been obsessively craven
Those legs unshaven
I so want you to share
Your ripe unpruned prickly pear.
Whilst you manipulate my joy stick
Through an entire episode of Star Trek
Vigorously we shall copulate
Like the way horny Klingon warriors mate
Begging you hurry with all respect
For something awaits that’s better than sex
Once finished we exhausted lovers weary
We’ll just snuggle and watch the ‘Big Bang Theory’

MadameLavender
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Cocoa_Penstress
Strange Creature
United States
Joined 9th Apr 2014
Forum Posts: 6

lol yes. Here in the US nerds are quite the intellectuals as well.

Cocoa_Penstress
Strange Creature
United States
Joined 9th Apr 2014
Forum Posts: 6

Go for it!

johnrot
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 10th Oct 2012
Forum Posts: 3645

cikew chickew smart is the new gangsta......

poet Anonymous

Takes one to (really) love one

We discuss philosophy like Mt. Olympus still exists and read the fine print on every list out of genuine interest
Watch the news like its an update on a global chess game
And predefine our terms while setting our premise at the outset of any discussion
There's a limitless supply of oddities to ponder and wonders to wonder
We have at least three facts regarding any subject
Whether we have an opinion on the topic or not
Only argue intellectually and decide on a winner based on who's ideas were best presented
We like reading together and  independent films with crazy directors and crazier writers
Lull over board games and Science experiments
Set reminders for documentaries on nearly everything
Role playing games and toys are things we'd never want to outgrow
Goes without saying we enjoy getting stoned
Laughing at the absurdities we know only nerds would notice
Listening to the timing between the lyrics and the notes
We're both married to a nerd
And we know it
If it was any other way
We wouldn't want it

AscensionES
Aptilneilrionaltion
Dangerous Mind
Australia 9awards
Joined 22nd Jan 2013
Forum Posts: 1797

Cocoa_Penstress said:Alright Nerds!

Give me your best nerdy catch phrase!
(It can be a short poem)

Maximum 3 entries per poet.

P.S. Have fun with this, I do enjoy a good laugh. :)


Give me the fucking trophy AND your lunch money.

RavenofSorrow
Fire of Insight
United States 6awards
Joined 19th Jan 2011
Forum Posts: 453

well.. intelectual isnt actualy synonomous with nerd.. although most intelectuals may seem nerdy because theyre too smart to change their attitude to fit in with a society thats too dummed down to apreciate anything that may cause them to do their own thinking. Notice that a nerd isnt a nerd from copying other nerds. but someone is "cool" from copying other "cool" people.

xmar82
Dangerous Mind
United States 13awards
Joined 10th Oct 2013
Forum Posts: 153

OK,..
The jester in my pants
Makes me twerk
Makes me dance

xmar82
Dangerous Mind
United States 13awards
Joined 10th Oct 2013
Forum Posts: 153

My Bunsen burner
Lights the night
It’s got you
In it’s sight

xmar82
Dangerous Mind
United States 13awards
Joined 10th Oct 2013
Forum Posts: 153

Evolution
Monkeys dance
Creationism
Take your chance

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