Poetry competition CLOSED 20th April 2014 11:38am
WINNER
Madintellect (Mike stew)
Madintellect (Mike stew)
RUNNERS-UP:
Satyr
and gazellemon
new rap battle
Madintellect said:Thanks three crows... I must admit i had quite a bit of fun with this.. All in fun and games 100%
sticks and stones lol my feelings aren't hurt.. Soft? Dont make me send the ravens to get ya lol
oh please I eat ravens for breakfast haha totally man sticks and stones. thanks for playing along its been fun rapping against ya.
sticks and stones lol my feelings aren't hurt.. Soft? Dont make me send the ravens to get ya lol
oh please I eat ravens for breakfast haha totally man sticks and stones. thanks for playing along its been fun rapping against ya.
damn, what happened here?
It's like Shel Silverstien got mad
and y'all became bucaneers.
Jacked all his words, but fucked em up in the process.
So now what we're left with sound like elementary poetry projects.
If you think you don’t have talent, why are you trying to challenge,
those with enough confidence to give it a valiant effort?
None of yours could qualify, do you even try?
Treating words with disrespect will get you fried.
Grammar and punctuation aint nothing to fuck with
Glamor, stages, and fame aint nothing to fuck with
You change the spelling to rhyme? you fucking dumb shit
it’s just about the beat, and bitch I love it.
do YOU ever listen to “rap”, cuz it certainly aint crap,
you attack the whack shit, but now sit back and get smacked bitch.
with knowledge so heavy, the world gets tilted,
you’ll need stilts when my flow floods the place you’ve been livin.
I’ve envisioned a world on a collision course,
where poetry, hip hop and truth force the ignorant fucks
to divorce their deeply reinforced
beliefs, but soon you’ll see,
with no remorse,
that you’ve been forcefully deceived.
Now PLEASE come at me with all ya got,
sticks and stones ain't shit, I'd rather be shot
a million times, with some brilliant rhymes
you civilians try
to penetrate my reptilian hide.
It's like Shel Silverstien got mad
and y'all became bucaneers.
Jacked all his words, but fucked em up in the process.
So now what we're left with sound like elementary poetry projects.
If you think you don’t have talent, why are you trying to challenge,
those with enough confidence to give it a valiant effort?
None of yours could qualify, do you even try?
Treating words with disrespect will get you fried.
Grammar and punctuation aint nothing to fuck with
Glamor, stages, and fame aint nothing to fuck with
You change the spelling to rhyme? you fucking dumb shit
it’s just about the beat, and bitch I love it.
do YOU ever listen to “rap”, cuz it certainly aint crap,
you attack the whack shit, but now sit back and get smacked bitch.
with knowledge so heavy, the world gets tilted,
you’ll need stilts when my flow floods the place you’ve been livin.
I’ve envisioned a world on a collision course,
where poetry, hip hop and truth force the ignorant fucks
to divorce their deeply reinforced
beliefs, but soon you’ll see,
with no remorse,
that you’ve been forcefully deceived.
Now PLEASE come at me with all ya got,
sticks and stones ain't shit, I'd rather be shot
a million times, with some brilliant rhymes
you civilians try
to penetrate my reptilian hide.
you call that telent?
I call it a poor excuse
but watch out! im on the loose
i'll talk and wind
blow yo mind
this is your demise
shouldn't be a surprise
all you do is compromise
when you gonna realize
your rhymes aint up to size
rhyming the same words is lazy
just down right crazy
I sure hope you know that
nothing you said was a rhyme
it was just words anybody can do that
damn man where yo mind at
better just throw in the towel
because I will disembowel
all your words with not rhyme
stick around hope you got the time
cause your easy prey
I don't care what you got to say
cause I just smoked you bad
I hope you aint to sad
of corse I change the spelling to rhyme
have you listen to rap even one time?
they do it a lot
lest I don't bend words out of context
or rhyme the same word with the same word
that because I aint no nerd
you better practice for you roll with the best
now set down and shut up
with all the rest
I call it a poor excuse
but watch out! im on the loose
i'll talk and wind
blow yo mind
this is your demise
shouldn't be a surprise
all you do is compromise
when you gonna realize
your rhymes aint up to size
rhyming the same words is lazy
just down right crazy
I sure hope you know that
nothing you said was a rhyme
it was just words anybody can do that
damn man where yo mind at
better just throw in the towel
because I will disembowel
all your words with not rhyme
stick around hope you got the time
cause your easy prey
I don't care what you got to say
cause I just smoked you bad
I hope you aint to sad
of corse I change the spelling to rhyme
have you listen to rap even one time?
they do it a lot
lest I don't bend words out of context
or rhyme the same word with the same word
that because I aint no nerd
you better practice for you roll with the best
now set down and shut up
with all the rest
This white kid
Damn did you flip the lid
Such a scared little.Dick
Just a stupid prick
Haha
We need Ricky
And little.Schick
To show the zing
He wasn't king
Maybe this one will show
That he runs this show
Never baby stupidity
Because we show pity
Your the maker
Not the player
Can't be both in the rap
So just stay Out of our crap
Oh mr maker
I spell checked just for
You so please close the Bitch
Damn did you flip the lid
Such a scared little.Dick
Just a stupid prick
Haha
We need Ricky
And little.Schick
To show the zing
He wasn't king
Maybe this one will show
That he runs this show
Never baby stupidity
Because we show pity
Your the maker
Not the player
Can't be both in the rap
So just stay Out of our crap
Oh mr maker
I spell checked just for
You so please close the Bitch
this is my thread ill do as a please
now stop freeze
you and your whining is getting on my nerve
so shut up because revenge is a dish
I know how to serve
quit running my show
because ill have you know
I say and do what I want
I don't care what you say
I wouldn't give the time of day
you just wish you was in control
but your not your just a troll
better watch out I wont break your fall
ill just make it harder
and take it all
now stop freeze
you and your whining is getting on my nerve
so shut up because revenge is a dish
I know how to serve
quit running my show
because ill have you know
I say and do what I want
I don't care what you say
I wouldn't give the time of day
you just wish you was in control
but your not your just a troll
better watch out I wont break your fall
ill just make it harder
and take it all
Really now..
Silly. Wow
u will allow
The skill to plow
your will to bow
my skill is now
Yours is later...
If u practive weeks
Jimi and chey
can shut thier beaks
both of your ryme...
just wreeks
of no skill
your flow spill
Has no chill
with out DUuuhhh
Rhyme skill!
You wanna match levels
Your going to have
To climb hill...
It'll be an
up hill battle,
For sure
If your skill was savage? I'd cheer!
:(your below average, sincere (to say)
If u have the will to play
Next time
bring the skill to sway
a better flow
quit. Your slow.
Admit you blow
then sit & know...
Your not better.
And more cheesy
than hot chedder
Accept on honast fate.
Your not as great
as you thought
you've metephically
Just been shot
with a missle launcher
U suck at every diss yiu conjer
...so dont post on this no longer
Fucking dumbasses lol
Silly. Wow
u will allow
The skill to plow
your will to bow
my skill is now
Yours is later...
If u practive weeks
Jimi and chey
can shut thier beaks
both of your ryme...
just wreeks
of no skill
your flow spill
Has no chill
with out DUuuhhh
Rhyme skill!
You wanna match levels
Your going to have
To climb hill...
It'll be an
up hill battle,
For sure
If your skill was savage? I'd cheer!
:(your below average, sincere (to say)
If u have the will to play
Next time
bring the skill to sway
a better flow
quit. Your slow.
Admit you blow
then sit & know...
Your not better.
And more cheesy
than hot chedder
Accept on honast fate.
Your not as great
as you thought
you've metephically
Just been shot
with a missle launcher
U suck at every diss yiu conjer
...so dont post on this no longer
Fucking dumbasses lol
Blah blah blah
Damn yall thinking
I care
All the same sinking
But you do whatever
The best Fuck never
Flow..
Blow
Now
Wow
Throw up
Shut up
Damn
I ain't no rapper
Just a poet
And if yall knew
Then that's it
You would see
All it takes to be
Is to rhyme
Go looks it up
And spelling
Ha stop throwing
Yall make me sick
Sorry I got more
Through the door
Have fun little whore
You can't take Shit
That's why you reply
To every single. Right
But damn its funny.
Thinking you the Shit
Haha because babe you ain't it
Jimmy and I started this
Sorry we wanted to.end.it
Damn yall thinking
I care
All the same sinking
But you do whatever
The best Fuck never
Flow..
Blow
Now
Wow
Throw up
Shut up
Damn
I ain't no rapper
Just a poet
And if yall knew
Then that's it
You would see
All it takes to be
Is to rhyme
Go looks it up
And spelling
Ha stop throwing
Yall make me sick
Sorry I got more
Through the door
Have fun little whore
You can't take Shit
That's why you reply
To every single. Right
But damn its funny.
Thinking you the Shit
Haha because babe you ain't it
Jimmy and I started this
Sorry we wanted to.end.it
ya know rap is a poem over a beat
its neat
so if you can write a poem
you write a rap
you need a slap
so dumb
my brain is numb
from hearing you ignorant words
i'm flippin birds
you think your the best
but your no better than the rest
quit talkin big
cause your a bug
and im gonna sweep you under the rug
im sick of all your crap
get off my rap
you ain't up to standard
you cant end this I do what I want
and I reply cause I having fun
guess your mad cause your having none
well go cry to yourself cause I could careless
sounds like your a mess
just another envious troll
its neat
so if you can write a poem
you write a rap
you need a slap
so dumb
my brain is numb
from hearing you ignorant words
i'm flippin birds
you think your the best
but your no better than the rest
quit talkin big
cause your a bug
and im gonna sweep you under the rug
im sick of all your crap
get off my rap
you ain't up to standard
you cant end this I do what I want
and I reply cause I having fun
guess your mad cause your having none
well go cry to yourself cause I could careless
sounds like your a mess
just another envious troll
Forum catchup..
=
"hello no match"
Terrible flow batch
You just wrote
I thought I told you "just don't?"
You didn't listen. Why
Is your position, lie?
My skill isn't matched by you
Your will is attached to true
delusions.
Burst your bubble time
=
First learn to double rhyme
Because that's true skill
your huffing glue still?
Clear a overdue pill
should be swalloed by you
So Stop calling your poo
Better
I flow fire better
you row in the shitter
I'm
not quitting.
Consider
the wrong setting
I'm bitter?
Nope.
I'm better
I'm done?
Shit creek has just met ya
Your weak so I bet ya
See it now
yaaaaaaawn
to win?
Practice.
Maybe another time.
The fact is
this is over
Unless your-
Not sober
Yaaaaawn..
Your rhyme was cute;)
Give and you have my respect;)
Otherwise.........:D
kick rocks
I'm done with these-
Quick talks
nice try though!
Keep woking on the way-
you fly flow
Zzz
=
"hello no match"
Terrible flow batch
You just wrote
I thought I told you "just don't?"
You didn't listen. Why
Is your position, lie?
My skill isn't matched by you
Your will is attached to true
delusions.
Burst your bubble time
=
First learn to double rhyme
Because that's true skill
your huffing glue still?
Clear a overdue pill
should be swalloed by you
So Stop calling your poo
Better
I flow fire better
you row in the shitter
I'm
not quitting.
Consider
the wrong setting
I'm bitter?
Nope.
I'm better
I'm done?
Shit creek has just met ya
Your weak so I bet ya
See it now
yaaaaaaawn
to win?
Practice.
Maybe another time.
The fact is
this is over
Unless your-
Not sober
Yaaaaawn..
Your rhyme was cute;)
Give and you have my respect;)
Otherwise.........:D
kick rocks
I'm done with these-
Quick talks
nice try though!
Keep woking on the way-
you fly flow
Zzz
yawn...
yall putting me to sleep
cause the rhymes are cheap
only one sniffin glue
is you
i ain't stopping
yall can try and bring me down
put me on the ground but im standing tall
beating you all
my words put you in a trance
my beat will make ya dance
yall just talking
im just walking
cause if this was a race
yall wouldn't be keeping pace
black flag
your disqualified
go home and cry to your mom
or go to feelbadforme.com
cause i hate to ruin you self-esteem
not that you deserve any
or maybe you got plenty
because you live in the world of me
well im gonna set you free
just arrogant pricks
thinking you got sweet trick
your words make me sick
cough...
your words have gave me a headache
because the rhymes are fake.
yall putting me to sleep
cause the rhymes are cheap
only one sniffin glue
is you
i ain't stopping
yall can try and bring me down
put me on the ground but im standing tall
beating you all
my words put you in a trance
my beat will make ya dance
yall just talking
im just walking
cause if this was a race
yall wouldn't be keeping pace
black flag
your disqualified
go home and cry to your mom
or go to feelbadforme.com
cause i hate to ruin you self-esteem
not that you deserve any
or maybe you got plenty
because you live in the world of me
well im gonna set you free
just arrogant pricks
thinking you got sweet trick
your words make me sick
cough...
your words have gave me a headache
because the rhymes are fake.
stop bawling and eat my squaline
its all your tongue is good for
not flirting but
you wont make me squirt with that
try a tongue twister mister
stop complaining that you wrist hurts
practice on your sister
or fuck your mother like you missed her
when she wasnt emotionally there for you
lets incite violence
nihilisticly flying too low to the sun
pull your fly low and show me your gun
i wanna laugh at your little peashooter
and say see you later masturbator
*cough*
i was puking before i read you
in bed with a fever
still clever with a cleaver
just leave it to beaver
dont fuck with her either
uh oh poor flow got to heave
again
you poor baby with a fake headache bellyaching
no one gives a shit
me im literally sick
my bodys ascetic
i only smoke mary j cause its anti emetic
hey lets stone the crows maybe theyd be more fun that way
1, 2, 3, up up away
3 2 1 you are like, 200% done
i only stab with vocabulary im a pacifist really
this literary blade isnt literally in the shade you throw
you have no need to be afraid of me
im not stopping till i hit
rock bottom
the gen zero zen message
of peace and love
really means drugs and fuck
hope you had a good laugh
now step the fuck up
its all your tongue is good for
not flirting but
you wont make me squirt with that
try a tongue twister mister
stop complaining that you wrist hurts
practice on your sister
or fuck your mother like you missed her
when she wasnt emotionally there for you
lets incite violence
nihilisticly flying too low to the sun
pull your fly low and show me your gun
i wanna laugh at your little peashooter
and say see you later masturbator
*cough*
i was puking before i read you
in bed with a fever
still clever with a cleaver
just leave it to beaver
dont fuck with her either
uh oh poor flow got to heave
again
you poor baby with a fake headache bellyaching
no one gives a shit
me im literally sick
my bodys ascetic
i only smoke mary j cause its anti emetic
hey lets stone the crows maybe theyd be more fun that way
1, 2, 3, up up away
3 2 1 you are like, 200% done
i only stab with vocabulary im a pacifist really
this literary blade isnt literally in the shade you throw
you have no need to be afraid of me
im not stopping till i hit
rock bottom
the gen zero zen message
of peace and love
really means drugs and fuck
hope you had a good laugh
now step the fuck up
