Poetry competition CLOSED 20th April 2014 11:38am
WINNER
Madintellect (Mike stew)
Madintellect (Mike stew)
RUNNERS-UP:
Satyr
and gazellemon
new rap battle
Poetry Contest Description
just insult the person above you as much as ya can
saw one of these and it had ended so I thought id start a new one.
i'll start it off
I'm the best
shit on the rest
its a rap fest
throw it in yo face
put ya ass in place
you ain't gotta chance
cuz my words put ya in a trance
i'll start it off
I'm the best
shit on the rest
its a rap fest
throw it in yo face
put ya ass in place
you ain't gotta chance
cuz my words put ya in a trance
well that's true
cuz ya words are pooh
had the idiocy
to read-it-to-the-end ya see
now ill go to the next thread
and make my screen a fooking bed
for my screens head
call it ted the red shedspread
heres one tip
use a thesaurus
write me an analeptic
cuz ya words are pooh
had the idiocy
to read-it-to-the-end ya see
now ill go to the next thread
and make my screen a fooking bed
for my screens head
call it ted the red shedspread
heres one tip
use a thesaurus
write me an analeptic
More like the rotten cheese
Bitch please
You ain't nothing as great as thee
As you do is
rePeat repeat repeat
Please follow the best
Beast
Fuck your my feast
You ain't the illest
More like
The illness that won't die
You want to murder
Well come to my street
You will fell heat
You are white
Whiter then white
Find something else heist
What you need a bucket for
Cuz you can't piss on the floor
Someone get this baby
A tissue
So he can cry about his issue
Bitch please
You ain't nothing as great as thee
As you do is
rePeat repeat repeat
Please follow the best
Beast
Fuck your my feast
You ain't the illest
More like
The illness that won't die
You want to murder
Well come to my street
You will fell heat
You are white
Whiter then white
Find something else heist
What you need a bucket for
Cuz you can't piss on the floor
Someone get this baby
A tissue
So he can cry about his issue
Grammar is irrelevant
In this world full ov malevolence
Just read upon my testament -
From the mind ov a perfectionist
You say that this is YOUR show
With hardly a streamline flow
How there's a cure for ignorance
Lack ov intelligence is your hindrance
Gotta say what that cure is
Lest you lose your significant appearance
As the best ov these misfits
In this world full ov malevolence
Just read upon my testament -
From the mind ov a perfectionist
You say that this is YOUR show
With hardly a streamline flow
How there's a cure for ignorance
Lack ov intelligence is your hindrance
Gotta say what that cure is
Lest you lose your significant appearance
As the best ov these misfits
This ain't a sunny show
Little hoe
More like a game
Pouring all the Shame
Correcting grammar in a rap
Shut the Fuck up
And sit back
Your you're yore
All the same damn thing
You may be that matter
Chopped up bastard
Wanna play a game
Your so lame
Pick a card
It ain't that hard
But sweetheart don't stress
Or correct
This a rap
No need for respect
And I'm ignorant
Haha that's great
You see
I can be
Anything I wanna be
But don't come at me
I'll shoot first
Ask later
But whatever
You may have made and say
What goes this way
But certainly you can't play
Little hoe
More like a game
Pouring all the Shame
Correcting grammar in a rap
Shut the Fuck up
And sit back
Your you're yore
All the same damn thing
You may be that matter
Chopped up bastard
Wanna play a game
Your so lame
Pick a card
It ain't that hard
But sweetheart don't stress
Or correct
This a rap
No need for respect
And I'm ignorant
Haha that's great
You see
I can be
Anything I wanna be
But don't come at me
I'll shoot first
Ask later
But whatever
You may have made and say
What goes this way
But certainly you can't play
you're your and yore all different thing
but you wouldn't know
ya just a dirty little hoe
you can kiss my butt
dirty little slut
dumb as a rock
probably blowing some jock
you can make yo fun
i'll have none
ain't got no respect
i'll make ya a total reject
bitch you better shut up
you ain't got no game
all yo rhymes the same
just totally lame
what more can I say
this is a game
you just can't play
but you wouldn't know
ya just a dirty little hoe
you can kiss my butt
dirty little slut
dumb as a rock
probably blowing some jock
you can make yo fun
i'll have none
ain't got no respect
i'll make ya a total reject
bitch you better shut up
you ain't got no game
all yo rhymes the same
just totally lame
what more can I say
this is a game
you just can't play
Three crows,
My hand full of stones,
You have shown what you know,
Vocabulary of a four year old,
You are an asshole that is easy to troll,
Metaphorically speaking I got control,
I stole show from under your nose,
I suppose you should grow before competing with pros,
My hand full of stones,
You have shown what you know,
Vocabulary of a four year old,
You are an asshole that is easy to troll,
Metaphorically speaking I got control,
I stole show from under your nose,
I suppose you should grow before competing with pros,
Hip hop isn't just dead, it's turning in its grave
it's corpse is well fed but you beliebers made it your sex slave
future senators and one percenters
Influenced by hipster MTV presenters with your parents siphoning funds from local rec centres but your here proudly repping pretenders claims to the throne of the heavy hitters
just show us that you deserve it and spit some taxidermist shit from slashed wrists with matching splashed jackets just to show that it's real
seeing so many bright white wannabe eminems is almost as fucking surreal as them CEO's tryna make flava flav the friendly face of public enemy
instead of looking in the mirror while you rehearse and hyping over the control verse
just put KRS one or Marley marl in a dress and call it like it is
a community reproduction in progress, cos that's how it feels
it's corpse is well fed but you beliebers made it your sex slave
future senators and one percenters
Influenced by hipster MTV presenters with your parents siphoning funds from local rec centres but your here proudly repping pretenders claims to the throne of the heavy hitters
just show us that you deserve it and spit some taxidermist shit from slashed wrists with matching splashed jackets just to show that it's real
seeing so many bright white wannabe eminems is almost as fucking surreal as them CEO's tryna make flava flav the friendly face of public enemy
instead of looking in the mirror while you rehearse and hyping over the control verse
just put KRS one or Marley marl in a dress and call it like it is
a community reproduction in progress, cos that's how it feels
honestly, I kind of really feel that your great
this little f****** snob, has got 2.deal with her hate
This is an unreal debate
its a done deal, too late.
I will be the winner
and kill you dinner!
Why? Because your shit
And if I eat your flesh?
My intestine will spit,...
You out, in your true form
Your words are a poo storm
And mine leave a shoe form
...imprinted on yours
They get stomped on, like floors
I will eat you in three course
And leave u like, a sea horse
Sunk in the ocean
Fuck your devotion
U suck at comotion
..causing
no respect or applausing
can affect what your flaws bring
you suck, but its not shock
Bitch above, why dont you-
Rap your lips on my cock
Your trips really rock
You must be smoking crack
All your hope is wack..
U can lick on my sack
Pretty little girl
let the toilet-
bowl swirl...
With flow..
now whos next to go?
Lets go!
Im gassed up like a texaco
You've been passed. Yup! I know
Match these affects of flow...
fucking wack rejects, and hoe
Bring me the snow
the coldest ya know
Or fold cause your slow
Your choice
lol my words? Better
Speak? And u'll reget'er
Every single letter
I hope I upset her:D
Im dope.
Wont be bitter
Lol
this little f****** snob, has got 2.deal with her hate
This is an unreal debate
its a done deal, too late.
I will be the winner
and kill you dinner!
Why? Because your shit
And if I eat your flesh?
My intestine will spit,...
You out, in your true form
Your words are a poo storm
And mine leave a shoe form
...imprinted on yours
They get stomped on, like floors
I will eat you in three course
And leave u like, a sea horse
Sunk in the ocean
Fuck your devotion
U suck at comotion
..causing
no respect or applausing
can affect what your flaws bring
you suck, but its not shock
Bitch above, why dont you-
Rap your lips on my cock
Your trips really rock
You must be smoking crack
All your hope is wack..
U can lick on my sack
Pretty little girl
let the toilet-
bowl swirl...
With flow..
now whos next to go?
Lets go!
Im gassed up like a texaco
You've been passed. Yup! I know
Match these affects of flow...
fucking wack rejects, and hoe
Bring me the snow
the coldest ya know
Or fold cause your slow
Your choice
lol my words? Better
Speak? And u'll reget'er
Every single letter
I hope I upset her:D
Im dope.
Wont be bitter
Lol
i laugh cause you ain't got control
cause im on a roll
you are so vain
you're the one that's easy to troll
i'm a level above the pros
i ain't got time for all these foes
just hate and whine
i don't care its just fine
because victory will all be mine
you sound like a retarded 8 year old
i bet under pressure you just fold
you never stole the show
that much i think you know
just talkin big
and appearing low
take your time reading
cause i know you're slow
cause im on a roll
you are so vain
you're the one that's easy to troll
i'm a level above the pros
i ain't got time for all these foes
just hate and whine
i don't care its just fine
because victory will all be mine
you sound like a retarded 8 year old
i bet under pressure you just fold
you never stole the show
that much i think you know
just talkin big
and appearing low
take your time reading
cause i know you're slow
DystopianMelody said:Shits so bad it's actually offensive. I guess nobody knows the difference between rap and nursery rhymes.
so ya think your better than the rest
that's bullshit i'm the best
i shove in yo face
put you in yo place
i know rap
i don't put up with your crap
go to your room and fap
cause you ain't got a chance
my words put you in a trance
now bitch get up and dance
i don't make nursery rhymes
if you wanna see whos doin that
go look in the mirror
you'll see it clearer
its no one but you
and i'm just doin what i do
so ya think your better than the rest
that's bullshit i'm the best
i shove in yo face
put you in yo place
i know rap
i don't put up with your crap
go to your room and fap
cause you ain't got a chance
my words put you in a trance
now bitch get up and dance
i don't make nursery rhymes
if you wanna see whos doin that
go look in the mirror
you'll see it clearer
its no one but you
and i'm just doin what i do
DystopianMelody said:Shits so bad it's actually offensive. I guess nobody knows the difference between rap and nursery rhymes.
If any of us were good enough at writing hiphop lyrics to be an actual MC, would we be posting shit here? Speaking for myself, I like to write sometimes, but I listen and read all the time. Tell YOU about HIPHOP (i did like your first post doh, keep it up)
If any of us were good enough at writing hiphop lyrics to be an actual MC, would we be posting shit here? Speaking for myself, I like to write sometimes, but I listen and read all the time. Tell YOU about HIPHOP (i did like your first post doh, keep it up)
