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he couldn't help noticing the squash, with their bulbous heads and elongated roots; were they that happy to see him....

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...it seemed they were as they rushed towards him their rooty arms reaching for him yet strangely enough time stood still for him as he once again recalled the days when he was squashed by water melons and pumpkins

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had it been because of the stuffing green beans up his nose incident as a kid...

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...he would have sprouted up as a vegetable too and most probably married to an okra but as it was he had to escape vegan relationships...

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He'd just escaped a rough relationship with a vegomatic; the waffle cuts on his beets barely healed

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And so when on with his precious day contemplating the a formalitys of the questions caught up in his mind as...

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....the dream catcher swinging from his rear view started to unravel, the vacuum pulling him in and depositing him on a black sand beach....

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and once more he walked away from his vegetable based nightmare and faced instead a dark landscape with a Gotham-like city in the distance ...

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....knowing full well it wouldn't be long before he pulled on his lime green zucchini body suit with custom orange carrot mask and disappear into the night as the vegetarian vigalante.....

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...and a green clad vigilante is not so bad he thought leaping  up a building, landing in a room where he came face to face with Catwoman who was about to have her milk and mackerel...

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....purring seductively, she thought: tonight it appears I shall have my cake, and eat it too!

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he was however not interested in the anorectic pussy and chosed to run away before she could stick her claws into him

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.....that's when he decided to track down an old friend, Fart Man; ah yes, the winds of chance were blowing in his favor....

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As he blew farts down wind giving fartman an early notice to his arival while Fartnan sat In aww of the new sent in wich was....

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...the unmistakeable scent of shrimp, but not ordinary shrimp; those left in a close trunk in August for a month - they both smiled, but not before....

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