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A game of words

ThornWithin
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Joined 27th Feb 2016
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Politician by day, high class prostitute by night

Coffee Cures

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
United States 24awards
Joined 23rd Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 1781

9 off duty cops!

They claim they were only there for the donuts but when offered  
FREE Beverages with the purchase of any donut, they happily drank the scalding hot coffee leaving 8 of the 9 officers with second degree burns on there lips!

Noise Polution

ThornWithin
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Joined 27th Feb 2016
Forum Posts: 522

Accused Lady Gaga, Justin Beiber, Kesha, Rebecca Black, One Direction and a lot tad more.
Sources said the majority's asking for a time machine, in exchange for a good music of the 80's
But fuck it.. don't wanna see molds on my cassette tapes.. when I can have youtube or google and download my music likings for free !

Survey Says

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 23rd Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 1781

U can have your cake and eat it too.

A mad mob bum- rushes
*Cakes R Us*  On the corner of
Fatass and Cellulite Drive!!!
Sources tell mob controllers
the bakery is sold out not one single Crumb to be found!!


Uncreative burglary




ThornWithin
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Joined 27th Feb 2016
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All he wanted is a peace of mind
Belonging in a Caucasian neighborhood
Just moved a few weeks ago.. One night
A burglary, near his place..
Being the colored one, in the neighborhood,
He stood outside his window, naked and all, grabbed
Today's newspaper, and let his neighbors know
He's at his place , lights on
Screamed... before the cops came.
Case Dismissed !

He Used to Be a She


Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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Frankie Belltrane, comes clean after years of speculations reports the Enquirer*

In an urelated story,
Katie Chung,Reports
" Man found face down around
Last Chance Night club stabbed in his rectum...


Missing

ThornWithin
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Joined 27th Feb 2016
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Zazzles said:Frankie Belltrane, comes clean after years of speculations reports the Enquirer*

In an urelated story,
Katie Chung,Reports
" Man found face down around
Last Chance Night club stabbed in his rectum...


Missing


(2-3 words.. sorry Zazzles.. I exceeded]

Missing rectum points database
Puzzling case of anal abuse or singular case
Police policing be alarmed armed even.. chanced, bastard chase !


lepperochan
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Guardian of Shadows
Palestine 67awards
Joined 1st Apr 2011
Forum Posts: 14456

study shows armed police better at holding criminals

hotel blows

ThornWithin
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Joined 27th Feb 2016
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"They blowing suspects now .. God knows where."
   "Blowing what dude? The duds? Hik! (drunk).
Fuck! Can't they see em not coming? duds dude! "

[Insert sirens here]

lepperochan
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Forum Posts: 14456

said, the sailor

Michael Jackson's

ThornWithin
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"Been accused of what-nots"
            "Reports said he's guilty"
"Facts though implied otherwise.."

Frailty !

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 23rd Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 1781

Measures were taken to precure other avenues...

BREAKING NEWS!
I-95 backed up for 62 miles
17 car pile up!

Broken Glass

rabbitquest
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 2051

Man throws stone in glass house after defying advice," He who live in glass house should not..."

Running Mate

ThornWithin
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Joined 27th Feb 2016
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Little did they know that sex is illegal in public places.

Mangoes and Silver Spoon

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 23rd Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 1781

Food critics line up for the arrival of exotic fruits in a nation wide taste test.

Frat Brothers ...


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